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"A 'Cellphone-Use-Discouraged' Establishment Since 1465"

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Hours of Operation

Sun: Closed
Mon: Closed
Tues: 8:00am-2:00pm
Wed: 8:00am-6:00pm
Thurs: 8:00am-2:00pm
Fri: 8:00am-6:00pm
Sat: 8:00am-2:00pm 

 

Fair warning! There is a 3% surcharge on card transactions (but no surcharge on that cold hard cash baby!)

Services

Just a Regular Haircut:  $30  (anything that is not listed below)
Fancy Scissor Cut:  $35  (medium to long layered cuts, think Timmy Chalamet)
Skinfade:  $40  (faded down to the bare skull, maybe some hair on top) 
The Elder Statesman:  $25  (65 & older, tested by knowledge of local roads)
Kid's Cut:  $25  (10 & under, not yet aware of TikTok trends, no skinfades)
Beard Trim:  $25  (to try and make you look like Oscar Isaac in Dune)   

Buzzcut$25  (one length all around, like a well kept lawn)
Regular Haircut/Beard Trim:   $50
Fancy Scissor Cut/Beard Trim:   $55
Skinfade/Beard Trim:  $60
Buzzcut/Beard Trim:    $35  
(NO FADES OR LINEUPS up top! Just one length!)

Haircut with Dream Interpretation:   $60   (call for more information)

***We also offer a "QUIET OPTION" while booking online for those who wish to simply enjoy the pleasantness of a haircut without the potential burden of conversation!***

Walk-ins are 

ALWAYS welcome, but

appointments take

priority!

Walk-ins Welcomed, 

But Appointments Take 

Priority!

So take advantage of...

WALK-IN ONLY HOURS

10AM-11:00AM

on WEEKDAYS!!!

Game Table Reservations!
Get together and play some games with your friends! (pinochle, chess, maybe even some Warhammer ???)
$15 an hour for a group up to five people. Cash/Venmo. Available only during shop hours. Two hour max. Talk to me in person at the shop to reserve!


Rules:
- Be kind and courteous to everyone who enters shop!
- Keep volume at a reasonable level! 

- Accept graciously whatever music is playing (though we only play good music (meaning exclusively Bruce Springsteen, 24/7) so that shouldn't be a problem)!

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600 Main St #4, Riverton NJ 08077

Why discourage Cellphone use?   Not to pontificate (we're about to pontificate), but cellphones have gone far past being the simple tools of their humble flip-phone origins (ah, the good ol 'days); they have become a deeply complex means for corporate (& sometimes political) entities to manipulate and profit off our valuable attention. What this means on an existential level is that the tool which modern life essentially forces us to rely on has now become a chain tied to our ankles, pulling us further and further away from the reality before us-- the one that exists in the here and now, where true freedom is found. The barbershop should be a place to celebrate this freedom: a place for community-building and meaningful conversations; a place to relax and jest and make light of the world; a place to fortify the very human spirit, dammit! But for this to be possible, it requires our full presence in the space. This is why we ask all clients to please consider putting away their cellphones while waiting for their haircuts (of course, you are a grown adult with free will, and ultimately, your choice will be respected). Instead, you can talk and joke with your fellow humans, read one of our many books or magazines, play some games from our collection, or perhaps, even, just sit back and enjoy the ~vibes~. 

Still not convinced? 

Here's a trustworthy bald man who
explains the importance 
of putting down our cellphones
(albeit from a slightly different angle). 

Hank!​​

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phone number:         856-296-7532

all inquiries to:  
hanksbarbershopnj@gmail.com

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600 Main St

Riverton NJ 08077

123-456-7890

 

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